The White House is considering military intervention (your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger)

August 2013

"You see Miley Cyrus Sunday night on the VMA thing, the MTV show? The White House is considering military intervention." –David Letterman

"Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger." –David Letterman

"U.S. warships are heading toward Syria. It's going to be kind of an enjoyable switch for Obama. Now he can start a war that the next president will be stuck with." –David Letterman

"They're saying now that the war against Syria will last no more than two days. It's going to be a two-day war. You know what that means? We'll be there for another 10 years." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I'm also a war hero with a 32-inch waist who enjoys reading and helping poor people (sippy cups)

I appreciate by the way all of you putting on such a brave face when you I'm sure know that we're only days away from being overtaken by a migrant caravan I mean they are beating this story like Whitey Bulger in prison. I mean every day it gets worse. Trump is like a racist Paul Revere. You know the migrants are coming the migrants are coming! I don't get this? The migrants are the ones living off Mexican food and we're the ones shi**ing in our pants. He keeps calling it an invasion. Yes, an invasion of strollers. Yes the great invaders of history. Attila the Hun, Ivan the Terrible, and Dora the Explorer. Every day Fox News treats us like it's the Zombie Apocalypse. But zombies eat brains. Why would they be heading toward America? Trump is sending troops to stare down the people with sippy cups. --Bill Maher

You’ve got to give it at Donald Trump he sticks to the message. He said the other day that the caravan is a lot bigger than people think and then I swear to god I'm not making up, he said “I'm pretty good at estimating crowd size.” Next to modesty it's one of my greatest gifts. I'm also a war hero with a 32-inch waist who enjoys reading and helping poor people. No Trump, get this guy, he keeps complaining that the mail bomber and the synagogue shooter have hurt his election momentum. That's his gripe. These real attacks are taking attention away from my made-up attacks. How's a guy supposed to stir up hatred for Democrats and Jews when all the media reports on is attacks on Democrats and Jews. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”