Oh no, it was me, wasn't it? (Uncle Scam)

"Osama bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces. Everyone on TV has been really happy. Glenn Beck was crying — and then he found out about Osama." –Craig Ferguson

"Politicians on both sides are equally happy. Dick Cheney said he hasn't been this happy since he saw the YouTube video of the girl throwing puppies into the river." –Craig Ferguson

"I think the next election just got a lot easier for President Obama 'cause his response to every question during the debates will be: 'Wait, I forget. Did you kill Osama Bin Laden? Or did I kill Osama Bin Laden? Oh no, it was me, wasn't it?'" –Craig Ferguson

"Looking for Bin Laden was like a 10-year game of Where’s Waldo. Only better because when you finally find Waldo you get to storm his compound and put a cap in his ass." –Craig Ferguson 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It’s like a Where’s Waldo? (it’s about the friction of the conviction)

“The good news for Trump is that he’s only facing two charges. Although in a way, that’s also kinda sad for him, since Nixon had three articles brought against him (he resigned before they were passed), Bill Clinton had four, and Andrew Johnson had 11, which means Trump will have the smallest impeachment of all time. You know that’s going to make him insecure – he’s gonna be like, ‘It’s not about the size of the impeachment, it’s about the friction of the conviction.’” --Trevor Noah

“Trump got off easy with only two articles of impeachment being charged against him. Remember, the guy also obstructed justice in the Mueller probe, violated the Constitution by enriching himself, inflicted human rights abuses on migrant children and directed an illegal scheme to pay hush money to cover up an affair. It’s not even hard to find the crimes with this guy. It’s like a Where’s Waldo? where Waldo is right in the middle of the map with a giant bag of cash in one hand and giving you the finger with the other one.” --Seth Meyers

“The latest developments in the Trump impeachment weren’t all that surprising. Who would’ve ever imagined that the guy who bragged about being able to walk in on teenage contestants in his beauty pageant while they were changing clothes would abuse his power? It’s shocking, really.” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”