all I know is I’m not the one being stabbed, this sounds like a you problem (Calling people bootlickers since 1776)

June 2022

It has been the most shocking hearing yet from the January 6th committee, thanks to Cassidy Hutchinson, a former top aide to Donald Trump’s last White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows. According to Hutchinson, Meadows was aware of the rally’s intentions ahead of time, and told her ‘things might get real, real bad on January 6th.’ So, the president’s chief of staff knew there could be terrible consequences, and went ahead with it anyway?! This mob showed up to his rally ready for violence, but because of their weapons – guns, knives, spears tied to the top of flag poles, bear spray – they were being stopped at the magnetic security gates, thus lessening the size of Trump’s crowd. Hutchinson said she heard the ex-president shout, ‘I don’t care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me, take the fucking [security gates] away. Let my people in. They can march to the Capitol from here.’ So he was cool with his mob being armed because he knew he wasn’t the one they wanted to attack. That’s like hearing, ‘Hello, 911, state your emergency … uh huh … well, all I know is I’m not the one being stabbed, this sounds like a you problem.’” —Stephen Colbert

“We’ve heard how the former president wanted to go with the marchers along to the Capitol for the attack – presumably to batter his way into the Senate chamber with a meatball sub, but Hutchinson told us today just how desperate he was to join his mob. Hutchinson told the committee that following the rally, Trump tried to grab the steering wheel from a Secret Service agent after he refused to drive him to the Capitol. That is insane, although it is going to make a great season premiere of Kleptocrats in Cars Seizing Power. Hutchinson also confirmed that Meadows sought a presidential pardon from Trump for his role in the riot. The president’s own chief of staff wanted a Get Out of Jail Free card. But he didn’t get it, so hopefully soon he will not pass Go, not collect $200, and go directly to jail.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

J. Lo should have gotten the chance to try (I still left early to beat traffic)

February 2021

“That’s right, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Kansas City Chiefs in last night’s Super Bowl, and look, I know it’s hard to win back-to-back Super Bowls, but honestly, J. Lo should have gotten the chance to try.” —Seth Meyers

“Yep, today in Boston, fans are happy for Brady but sad that he left the Patriots, which probably explains Sam Adams’s new beer, Sam Adams’s Bittahsweet Teahs.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Seriously, the game was such a dud. I watched it from home and I still left early to beat traffic.” —Jimmy Fallon

“At a certain point, even Buccaneers fans were like, ‘Just end the game so we can get to Queen Latifah.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”