"The Pentagon is
trying to convince Germany to send more troops to the war in Iraq. This marks
the first time anyone has asked the Germans to send more troops." --Conan
O'Brien
"President Bush is
putting together his presidential library, and apparently the library is going
to cost $500 million, which works out to $100 million per book. Expensive
books, they're popouts." --Conan O'Brien
"President Bush is
preparing to build his presidential library. Bush's is expected to cost $500
million. That's more than three times the cost of the Clinton library, and more
than all the other libraries combined, which makes you wonder, how many Garfield
books can there be?" --Jimmy Kimmel
"It's not that the
library is going to be extravagant. It's just that he's hiring Haliburton to
build it. They're the best." --Jimmy Kimmel
