I read that the show set a record by using 4,000 gallons of fake blood (with … Kevin Bacon!)

I'm very excited about this. There's another new episode of "Game of 

Thrones" this weekend. I read that the show set a record by using 

4,000 gallons of fake blood. Even crazier, the previous record 

holder? "Golden Girls." --Jimmy Fallon

We have got Kevin Bacon on the show tonight! Alexis Bledel is here. 

She is in "The Handmaid's Tale" with Elisabeth Moss, who was in 

"Girl Interrupted" with Winona Ryder, who was in "Reality Bites" 

with Ben Stiller, who was in "Zoolander" with Will Ferrell, who 

was in "Stepbrothers" with John C. Reilly, who was in "The River 

Wild" with … Kevin Bacon! --Jimmy Fallon

 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

 

He was America's original Willie Nelson (These are all bad examples)

"Not such a great day for health care reform. The so-called public option died on the Senate floor today. It could have survived, but apparently it had a pre-existing condition." –Craig Ferguson

"People sometimes forget that George Washington was very rich, had a pony tail, and grew hemp on his farm. He was America's original Willie Nelson." –Craig Ferguson

"It was Game 1 of the World Series tonight. The Kansas City Royals haven't been in the World Series since 1985. Things were very different back then. Tensions were high with Russia, Congress locked up in partisan bickering, and my career was in the dumps. These are all bad examples." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yeah, last year’s after party got pretty wild (your flamingo has been in an accident)

The Westminster Dog Show has added three new breeds to its annual events. Said the dogs, “Yeah, last year’s after party got pretty wild.” –Seth Meyers

59 new emojis will be available this fall, including a wheelchair and a flamingo, which is perfect if you need to tell someone your flamingo has been in an accident. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

My God what have I done … I’ve hurt the only one I ever loved (Shelves n Smells)

This week also saw McDonald’s report a sales decline of 3.6%, its biggest since the pandemic. Colbert as Trump: “My God what have I done … I’ve hurt the only one I ever loved.” —Stephen Colbert

With imports from China on the decline, the 99¢ store will soon be known as “Shelves n Smells”. —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”