The hottest places in Hell... (many sides, many sides)

Trump's the guy that walks out of "Star Wars" thinking they didn't have to blow up the Death Star. –James Corden

Now, today, this wasn't even supposed to be about Charlottesville. Apparently, Trump went off script and improvised all of these remarks during a press conference about infrastructure, which is terrible because I'm pretty sure the first rule of infrastructure is whatever you do, don't burn bridges. –James Corden

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I've been burned by Samsung before (disco inferno)

President Obama last week said that this year's election is like Dante's "Inferno." Well that's fine, as long as it doesn't turn into a disco inferno. –Seth Meyers

Samsung announced recently that people who turn in their recalled Galaxy Note 7 phones will be eligible for a free Note 8 next year when it debuts. Said customers, "I'm not falling for it. I've been burned by Samsung before." –Seth Meyers

The Chicago Cubs are going to the World Series! The Cubs are playing another lovable loser, the Cleveland Indians. The two teams have a combined 176 years without a championship. To put that in perspective, that is almost as long as a baseball game feels. –Stephen Colbert