Scientists have discovered a painkiller that will not cause addiction. When asked for details about this miracle drug, scientists said, "OK, OK, it’s pot." –Conan O’Brien
"Well, 'cash for clunkers' ended today. But they're coming out with a new 'cash for clunkers' program that will give consumers a rebate when they trade in old home appliances. Have you heard that? It's great news for anyone who owns a Buick toaster oven." --Conan O'Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
