What about us? said the Detroit Pistons (under the table)

A powerful 5.0 magnitude earthquake struck the city of Tupan, China. Even though the epicenter was 7,000 miles away, Bill Clinton still told the Hooters's waitress to get under the table. —Greg Gutfeld

In an interview, Madonna said that John Kennedy Jr. was the best sex of her life. "What about us?" said the Detroit Pistons. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

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