good-looking chick (radioactive toilet flush)

 

90-year-old golf legend Gary Player was called sexist for referring to a reporter as a good-looking chick. But all was forgiven moments later when Tiger Woods ran him over. —Greg Gutfeld    

A new report shows millions of gallons of radioactive water was released into the Hudson River that flows to New York City. In a related story, Jerry Nadler flushed his toilet. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 
and Orwell’s 1984.”