One for each of his wives (sword fight)

A Utah man did 10,001 pull-ups in 24 hours. One for each of his wives. —Greg Gutfeld

A female fencer was disqualified after taking a knee instead of competing against a trans-identified male. It was an act of bravery especially since kneeling put her dangerously close to her opponent's p*n*s. After all she came there for a sword 

fight. Not a sword fight. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”