What are the chances that Trump declares himself pope? (It’s the pope version of a mic drop)

Pope Francis, who seemed to be a kind and humble man died at 88. Francis had endured months of poor health, but he sucked it up, he rallied, he delivered a message at Easter mass, and then he passed away this morning. Is there anything more Catholic than waiting until Monday to die so you don’t upstage Jesus Christ? I don’t think there is. It’s the pope version of a mic drop, really. —Jimmy Kimmel

What are the chances that Trump declares himself pope? They’re not zero. —Jimmy Kimmel

Naturally, Trump also used the opportunity to claim that he was “bringing religion back” in America. Seems notable to mention that the guy who is bringing religion back did not go to church yesterday. He took a mulligan on mass this year and instead played golf at his own club outside Washington DC. Trump spent his Easter praising Jesus on the golf course. He’s never closer to God than when he’s out there on the grass cheating at golf with his friends. —Jimmy Kimmel

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