when you are really hungry and you want 2,000 of something (I'll just get a tan instead)

I like rice. Rice is great when you are really hungry and you want 2,000 of something. --Mitch Hedberg

I was going to have my teeth whitened but then I said screw that I'll just get a tan instead. --Mitch Hedberg

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”