What’s the difference between Lindsey Graham and a book? (a side of ranch and a bag of croutons)

Perhaps unsurprisingly, women are voting early at higher rates than men. Women are getting out there and getting it done! Of course, men plan to vote at 6.45 on election night and show up with a gift they obviously bought at the gas station. —Stephen Colbert

“What’s the difference between Lindsey Graham and a book? Books have spines.” —Stephen Colbert 

“So right off the bat, we got the lay of the land — another manicured platform for Kamala Harris to blurt out her now legendary word salads. I mean, this woman ought to come to every event with a side of ranch and a bag of croutons.” — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”