You lose 100% of the elections Democrats and Republicans Win (Fast and Furious)

And on the Daily Show, guest host Michael Kosta ribbed Democrats for their week of DNC themes – Monday: For the People. Tuesday: A Bold Vision for America’s Future. Wednesday: A Fight for Our Freedoms. Thursday: For Our Future. How do you have themes that are so vague and then still run out of ideas by Thursday? This is like when the Fast and the Furious movies ran out of different ways to say that the movies would be fast and furious. —Michael Kosta

“Each night of the convention has its own theme, and tonight’s was ‘For the People.’ Yeah, it’s a big change from a month ago, when the theme was ‘For the Last Time, Please Drop Out.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“President Biden gave a speech highlighting his accomplishments. He talked about the economy, health care and how he walked to the podium.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Surprise, it’s Kamala! Which one month ago became the Democrats’ campaign slogan.” —Stephen Colbert

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