The good news for Trump is that one of his family members finally showed up at court today. The bad news is it was Eric. Trump’s middle son attended the trial in support of his father, which in the Trump family is as close as you get to playing catch. If Eric was on trial, do you think Trump would be there in court for him? Best-case scenario, he pulls up in a limo, yells ‘witch-hunt!’ out the window and drives back home for a taco bowl. —Jimmy Kimmel
After days of warnings, the judge fined Trump $9,000 for repeatedly violating a gag order restricting public comments about the trial or its participants. That should shut him up. Trump spends $9,000 at the Wendy’s drive-through. —Jimmy Kimmel
After Kristi Noem revealed in her new book that she killed her puppy for being excited about chickens, a Trump source said it was now impossible for her to be selected as his running mate. After all, you can’t have her standing right next to an Old Yeller. —Seth Meyers
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