Trust me, if that lady could kill, I would not be alive (In other words, Utah is never getting a major league baseball team)

Donald Trump is floating another conspiracy theory which suggests that Hillary Clinton is a murderer. Today Bill Clinton said, "Trust me, if that lady could kill, I would not be alive." –Conan O’Brien

"A new law in Utah makes it illegal for a person to publicly touch their own g**itals. In other words, Utah is never getting a major league baseball team." –Conan O'Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”