What you're really getting (extra toppings)

Chicago became the largest U.S. city to call for a ceasefire in Gaza, and in return, Gaza called for a ceasefire in Chicago. —Michael Che

Black History Month started on Thursday. Twenty minutes late. —Michael Che

A Pizza Hut in Canada has gone viral after employees posted a sign on the door explaining that the location was closed due to ‘Unforeseen Circumcisions.’ It was obviously a misprint because Pizza Hut loves extra toppings. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”