Donald Trump, meanwhile, is working very hard to squeeze cash out of his dumbs by appearing at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia over the weekend. The former president was trying to sell new Trump-branded high tops for $399 a pair. We’ve never seen a former president of the United States hawking shoes. As for the patent gold sneakers themselves – they look like something you’d wear on a Flag Day mall walk with Mr T. —Jimmy Kimmel
President Biden visited Los Angeles on Tuesday, exacerbating the city’s already infamously bad traffic. The traffic was as slow as, well, the president himself. Is there anything more heart-stopping than watching him walk down stairs? Makes me feel like I’m in the movie A Quiet Place. There’s that much tension. —Jimmy Kimmel
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