Your honor, I’ll now be represented by the law firm of Linguini & Clams, thank you (Are you rich enough yet?)

“As was expected, Trump won the caucus tiny-handedly despite barely visiting Iowa. The Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, came in second with 21%, while Nikki Haley came in third with 19%. Still, Haley, definitely wins the award for glass half full of it. After her bronze medal finish, Haley said: ‘I can safely say tonight, Iowa made this Republican primary a two-person race.’ Well if it did, you’re not one of them! You came in third!” —Jimmy Fallon

Trump, meanwhile, still faces several trials without some of his lawyers. His top three lawyers recently quit, including head lawyer Joey Tacopina. He lost Joey Taco! How do you lose Joey Taco? Who’s even left, Vinny Pepperoni? ‘Your honor, I’ll now be represented by the law firm of Linguini & Clams, thank you.’ —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”