The way it works is it measures the level of Funyons on your breath (Trojan study)

A company is currently working with scientists to develop a marijuana breathalyzer. The way it works is it measures the level of Funyons on your breath. –Conan O’Brien

According to a new study, the average cost of raising a child in America is now over $200,000. The study was funded by Trojan condoms. –Conan O’Brien

For its 25th anniversary, the music festival Lollapalooza is adding a fourth day. That extra day will be devoted to showering. –Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”