Let the chickens decide whether he finds them delicious (I’ve got the munchies for justice)

Colorado’s supreme court has disqualified Donald Trump from the ballot in the state, citing a little-known clause in the 14th amendment. You go, Colorado. Just goes to show you can make good decisions when you’re high. I’ve got the munchies for justice. —Stephen Colbert

Nevertheless, several conservative pundits took the airwaves to blast the decision as “anti-democratic”. Counterpoint: removing the guy who tried to overthrow a democratic election is actually pro-democratic. That’s like saying it’s anti-hen to keep the fox out of the henhouse. Let the chickens decide whether he finds them delicious. —Stephen Colbert

To be clear, the Colorado supreme court did not kick Trump off the ballot. The United States constitution kicked Trump off the ballot. The 14th amendment says if you try to destroy our democracy, you can’t come back and try again. It’s the same reason I’m not letting my appendix back into my abdomen, no matter how well it polls in Iowa. —Stephen Colbert

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