Did you see that baseball game last night? 14 innings. It was the
second-longest game in World Series history, it was brutal. I'm
exhausted. My wife said to me this morning, “You realize you're
exhausted from watching other men play sports?”
–Jimmy Kimmel
"Here's a good reason to drink, Congress has approved a new ceiling
for the national debt. They had to, because the current national debt
was starting to go so high that it was going to go past the legal limit,
so they just raised it. And our new national debt is $9 trillion, not
million, not billion. To put $9 trillion in perspective, that is more
than Oprah makes in a week. It works out to about $30,000 in debt
to every single American, including kids. In other words, the
government has borrowed $30,000 from each of us and blown it
all on Hummers and grenade launchers. It's like we're all married
to Kevin Federline." --Jimmy Kimmel
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