Uh-oh, said a bunch of high school teachers (Political Language Explained)

Scientists in New Guinea have rediscovered a long lost mammal called a monotreme which has the quills of a hedgehog, the snout of an anteater, the feet of a moll, and the ass of an angel. —Michael Che

A First Class dining menu from the Titanic is being auctioned off for over $80,000. The menu includes duck in a port wine sauce, spring lamb, and bottomless water. —Michael Che

A new survey shows that 92% of adults prefer to date someone who’s been to therapy while 8% prefer good sex. —Michael Che

On Monday, Donald Trump testified under oath in his civil fraud trial. But he was never technically sworn in because the bibles kept bursting into flames. —Michael Che

A new App has been introduced called RAP that claims it can show Instagram users who is looking at their pictures. ‘Uh-oh,’ said a bunch of high school teachers. —Michael Che

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