Today, they ruled it's okay for straight people to rollerblade (That can only mean one thing: zero-gravity pillow fight)

"North Korea is negotiating to broadcast the Teletubbies. They

have to make changes for North Korean TV. For starters, every

episode will end with one of the Teletubbies being executed."

–Craig Ferguson

"It's been a bit of a week for the Supreme Court. Yesterday they ruled that it's okay for gay people to get married. Today, they ruled it's okay for straight people to rollerblade." –Craig Ferguson

"This is the first time that two women have been on the International Space Station at the same time. That can only mean one thing: zero-gravity pillow fight." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”