It’s the first time in history that a health inspector has ever issued a rating of “NOPE.” (accurately describing)

And finally some French news, or as they call it in France, News. The first restaurant in Paris created exclusively for naked diners has announced it’s closing due to a lack of customers. It’s a shame. Is this a shock to anyone? Scalding hot soup and no pants do not mix. They obviously had some problems. It’s the first time in history that a health inspector has ever issued a rating of “NOPE.” --James Corden

After all the headaches and the drama of a month-long government shutdown, Donald Trump ended up with less money for a wall that he was offered before the shutdown started. That’s right, another masterful deal for President Business. --James Corden

President Trump said he accomplished a lot of things on his trip, but North Korea seems to have a different opinion because yesterday North Korea state media published a scathing review of President Trump's trip to Asia. They said Trump displayed his "true colors as an old lunatic, mean trickster and human reject." Now you listen here, North Korea, we may not like him either, but that is the president of the United States you're accurately describing. –James Corden

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