It’s about time hiding drugs in soft cheeses wasn’t just for the family dog (Maybe his second term will go better)

Papa John’s has started selling extra-large jugs of its signature garlic sauce. Each jug of garlic sauce is 8 pounds and costs $20. You know you’re depressed when you consume something by the 8-pound jug. But Papa John’s says it’s a lifetime supply of garlic sauce. Because you’re not expected to survive long enough to need a second jug. --James Corden

According to a new report, some middle-class women have started hosting dinner parties around a new trend called “brieing.” Brieing is where the women consume the drug MDMA, also known as Molly, wrapped in brie cheese. It’s about time hiding drugs in soft cheeses wasn’t just for the family dog. --James Corden

A man in Wisconsin went to the police department to claim a backpack that he had left in a library. But the man was immediately arrested because that backpack was filled with meth. Now I know it sounds stupid to go to the police station to pick up your meth, right. In the man’s defense, he was on a lot of meth. --James Corden

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