Holy Sh*t. Would not recommend (strategic bladder reserves)

“Meanwhile, reporter Jeremy Diamond from CNN pushed back on

Trump’s self-praise in said conference, asking if it’s really the time

to praise his own administration when 22 million Americans are

out of work and more than 40,000 have died from the virus.

Trump denied praising himself, the logic of which was summarized

(as Trump): ‘Look, there’s never been a president who makes it less

about me than me. Honestly, I don’t get enough credit for making

this not about me. I should get a medal that says Most About Not

Me’.” —Stephen Colbert

First of all, I’d like to send out a hearty “Don’t let the door hit ya” too soon-to-be former Wisconsin governor Scott Walker, who lost last night to democrat Tony Evers. It is the most celebrated defeat of a White Walker since Game of Thrones. The loss was hard on Scott Walker. Hopefully he consoled himself with his brother, Johnny. --Stephen Colbert

"The MTA reported that Hurricane Sandy flooded seven subway tunnels under the East River, which means it could be weeks before they're able to restore the scent of urine. That's why I'm calling on New York drunks to head into the subway and release their strategic bladder reserves." –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”