“President Biden and the First Lady just released their tax returns, which show that they made less money than the year before. When he heard, Biden was like, ‘Friggin' Biden.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Biden's tax returns were pretty interesting. Under ‘gifts received’, he wrote ‘nowhere near what Clarence Thomas got.’ Then under dependents, Biden wrote, ‘I only wear them when I know I won't be near a bathroom.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“I saw that Google is about to release their first ever foldable phone. The phone is amazing. They say it folds faster than Fox News in court.” —Jimmy Fallon
“You guys see this? According to a LinkedIn report, Amazon is the best company in the U.S. to work for. Every Amazon employee was like, ‘I love it here’ then blinked the Morse Code for ‘Help’.” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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