Cheney, himself, said today he's going to leave when shooting guys in the face just isn't fun anymore. (greatest Republican president ever)

"Well, here's a very bizarre story. People act strangely this time

of year. In Toledo, Ohio, a man attacked a Salvation Army bell

ringer, grabbed his red kettle, threw it in the back of his truck,

yelled, 'I hate Christmas,' and drove off. Here's my question.

What is Dick Cheney doing in Toledo, Ohio?" –Jay Leno

"This week, America's last living World War I veteran — a man named Frank Buckles, 108 years old — he said he would like to see a memorial in Washington, D.C. You know, when he gets back from Afghanistan." –Jay Leno

"Well, let's see. I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health care, and he's sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. You know something? He may go down in history as our greatest Republican president ever." –Jay Leno

"Dick Cheney will resign in the year 2007. That's what they're saying. In fact Cheney, himself, said today he's going to leave when shooting guys in the face just isn't fun anymore." –Jay Leno

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