You come from a strong line of lunatics (The people who live above me are furious)

I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious. --Steven Wright

I'm gonna get a tattoo over my whole body of me, but taller. --Steven Wright

I bought an album that teaches you different languages. You put the album on, you put headphones on, and you learn the language while you're sleeping. During the night the record skipped. I got up the next day and I could only stutter in Spanish. --Steven Wright

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”