“I’m still all hot and bothered about that FBI raid at Mar-a-Lago” on Wednesday evening. Turns out my kink is consequences. The surprise FBI search of Trump’s private residence in Florida, for which they had a search warrant, was part of a long-running investigation into whether the former president took classified records from the White House. Spoiler: he did. We already know he did. No matter what it is, it’s always what you thought but worse than you imagined. He incited an insurrection, he extorted Ukraine, he put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. He put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, then made the rama lama ding dong sign an NDA.” —Stephen Colbert
“He’s already admitted that he did it, seven months ago, Trump revealed that he had unlawful possession of classified material when he returned 15 boxes of it to the National Archives. During Monday’s search, the FBI reportedly retrieved another 12 boxes from the basement storage area. That’s where he kept classified government documents? In a basement in Florida? Was there no room left in the kiddie pool full of pythons and mildew?” —Stephen Colbert
“It gets worse, because it was only after Trump’s lawyers received instructions to secure the room this past spring did they add a padlock. So before, it was just open. It would make a great action movie – National Treasure 3: Found It Behind the Christmas Ornaments!” —Stephen Colbert
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