Does he have the same hours of the day as me? He gets so much done. (but aside from them, nobody is above the law)

August 2022

“On Monday morning, FBI officials raided Trump’s private residence at Mar-a-Lago in Florida. This raid, just so you know, has nothing to do with January 6th, or tax fraud, or giving the White House plumber PTSD. Apparently, this investigation is about Trump taking classified documents from the White House. Honestly, I’m amazed that Trump has time for all of this crime. Like at any moment, Trump’s got a crime that he’s covering up, he’s got a crime that he’s doing now, he’s got a crime that he’s plotting for the future – he’s like the Steve Harvey but of crimes. Does he have the same hours of the day as me? He gets so much done.” —Trevor Noah

“Wouldn’t it be weird if this is the thing that takes Trump down? We thought it would be something like conspiracy or bribery or blackmail, but no, Trump got busted for taking work home with him? What a nerd.” —Trevor Noah

“For those wondering if the FBI’s search, an unprecedented move against a former president, was a politically explosive moment for the US – yes, it is. You don’t want to let a former president get away with crimes, because nobody in America is above the law – except corporations and rich people and police and celebrities sometimes, but aside from them, nobody is above the law.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”