You can tell its Bush's baseball card because eight years after you buy it, its value decreases $14 trillion. (accidentally hitting Send)

The president of Iran prematurely announced the nuclear deal on Twitter yesterday before it was official. Which isn’t that big a deal until you realize the guy who almost had nukes is known for accidentally hitting "Send." –Jimmy Fallon

"I just read that George W. Bush is getting his own limited edition baseball card. You can tell its Bush's card because eight years after you buy it, its value decreases $14 trillion." –Jimmy Fallon

Before he met Putin, Trump was in the U.K., where he met Queen Elizabeth. It got off to a bumpy start when the first thing Trump told the queen was that he knows all the words to “Bohemian Rhapsody.” --Jimmy Fallon

Last night was the season premiere of “Game of Thrones.” No spoilers! But HBO’s streaming site crashed during the episode. That’s how crazy this show has gotten: They are killing off websites now. –Jimmy Fallon

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