So, kudos to Congress for literally taking a giant s--- on the poorest people in the country (Morse Code)

"The Senate voted not to raise the minimum wage, which for the last 9 years has been $5.15 an hour. They did vote themselves a pay raise, but they didn't vote to raise the minimum wage. I just want to say, 'Good.' I'm glad they didn't do it because the lower strata of American society has had a free ride for too long. And if you gave them $7.25 an hour, you know it would just go up their nose and out their hose. You don't want to give them walking around money. So, kudos to Congress for literally taking a giant s--- on the poorest people in the country." –Jon Stewart

"As you know, McCain and the president have somewhat of a complicated relationship, like this one time in 2000 when the president's surrogates accused McCain of being mentally unstable 'cause he had been a POW, and that his wife was a drug addict, and that he had fathered an illegitimate child with a black prostitute. You remember? [on screen: footage of a '00 debate where McCain tells Bush he should be ashamed']. Yeah, he's not. Of course, you remember in 2000, after Bush won the nomination, McCain was able to put that behind him [on screen: McCain blinking continuously while saying, without much emotion, 'I look forward to enthusiastically campaigning for Governor Bush for the next six months between now and November']. So passionate, and yet he seems to be blinking 'help me' in morse code." --Jon Stewart

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