It certainly has reduced sexual harassment (Or, as I call her, the Poprah)

"Those of you following the Iraq war on television know that it has been pre-empted by the summer action-packed replacement series, 'Lebanon.' It's new. It's scary, but it's important for everyone to remain calm and keep the situation in perspective [on screen: various politicians calling the situation World War III]. So rest of the news media, stop calling it a 'regional conflict' or a 'police action.' It's a World War III or IV. Adjust your graphics accordingly." --Stephen Colbert

"Today, more huge news for Barack Obama, as Patrick, Caroline and Ted Kennedy declared their endorsement for president. Ted Kennedy, of course, called the lion of the Senate, because he can pull down and devour a zebra. The big question is, why would the Kennedys do this? Why would they go all out for Obama? Well, they're saying it's because Obama reminds them of JFK. Let me just say something. I'm going to be very clear. I've never been a fan of JFK, but there is one aspect that I did admire about President Kennedy, and that was in times of crisis, he took counsel from his brother and direct orders from the Pope. Catholics know that. We just didn't tell you people. And the reason why Obama, I think, is just like Kennedy is 'cause he, too, will take orders from a higher power -- Oprah. Or, as I call her, the Poprah.' Copyright Stephen Colbert." --Stephen Colbert

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