"It was gone, maybe you didn't even know it was gone, but now
it's back, I'm talking about the Miss America pageant. Everybody
has Miss America fever. In fact, earlier today, President Bush
promised to rebuild Miss Louisiana." --David Letterman
"How about the Republican convention? Have you been watching
that? Well, here's the roster of speakers tonight: George W. Bush
is speaking tonight. Joe Lieberman, speaking tonight. Fred
Thompson, speaking tonight. I mean, come on. Cut me a slice
of that! Yeah!" --David Letterman
"It's frightening to be alive, walking around this planet in 2008.
Listen to this. A 20,000-pound satellite has burned out. It's going
to crash into us. It's already starting to plummet and soon it will
explode. There's going to be a fire. Oh, no, wait a minute. I'm sorry,
I'm thinking about the Giuliani campaign" –David Letterman
"Donald Trump as President of the United States. I can't wait for
the Washington monument to turn into a condo."
--David Letterman
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