If he wants to know what the American people are thinking, he'll listen to your calls (they were never a problem when Bill Clinton was president)

"President Bush was working on some trade issues down there. We have a big dispute with Canada about tariffs on softwoods. I don't know what softwoods are, but I know they were never a problem when Bill Clinton was president." --Bill Maher

"Bush's approval rating has fallen into the 20s -- 29 percent in the latest poll. I tell you, it's hard out there for a chimp. He says doesn't pay attention to the polls. If he wants to know what the American people are thinking, he'll listen to your calls." --Bill Maher

"There is a little discrepancy about what happened on this hunt, because Ann Armstrong, the woman who has this ranch, said there was no alcohol involved, and Dick Cheney said he had one beer. So apparently, Dick Cheney can't keep his rifle, his story, or his daughter straight." --Bill Maher

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