I liked Ann Coulter better when she was fighting Sigourney Weaver in those Alien movies (intelligence gap)

"I have to agree with Hillary on this. I liked Ann Coulter better when she was fighting Sigourney Weaver in those 'Alien' movies." --Jay Leno

"And on the Republican side, congratulations to John McCain. He was a big winner in New Hampshire, too. Fascinating comeback story, this John McCain, quite a guy. Highly decorated veteran. Spent 5 1/2 years in prison then went into politics. Usually it's the other way around." --Jay Leno

"Yesterday, President Bush said that last year an intelligence gap opened up. Last year? Gee, didn't that open up about 2001, right after his inauguration?" --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”