I have two houses, actually three if you count the Champagne Room at Flashdancers (Awake but incoherent)

"It was so nice today in New York City that John McCain is buying a house here. Last week, they asked John McCain, they said, how many houses do you own, he said, 'I'll have to get back to you.' And I was thinking about this, I have two houses, actually three if you count the 'Champagne Room' at Flashdancers." --David Letterman

"Did you hear about Hillary Clinton? Apparently, now they caught her exaggerating about a trip to Bosnia a few years ago. Did you hear about this? Well, people, when they heard her explanation of the trip, they became suspicious because she said when she got to Bosnia, after they got to the base, she had to have shrapnel removed from her pantsuit." --David Letterman

"And they make a big deal about everything. She was talking about she was visiting Bosnia and they had to crawl to the airport under sniper fire. And they did out the footage and everything was like [on screen: Letterman imitating Hillary smiling and waving]. 'Hey, how ya doin'? Nice to see ya.' Well, she says the reason she said that was because of sleep deprivation. Sleep deprivation. So I'm thinking, she'll be great on those 3 a.m. phone calls, won't she? Awake but incoherent." --David Letterman

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