He’s even under investigation on the planet from Avatar for disguising himself as a Na’vi to steal some unobtainium (vote for me, or I’m going to go to jail)

July 2022

“There are numerous investigations into Donald Trump, from New York to Georgia to the justice department. He’s under investigation in New York, Washington, Georgia, Peoria, Mayberry, Twin Peaks, Tattooine, Westeros, Xanadu. He’s even under investigation on the planet from Avatar for disguising himself as a Na’vi to steal some unobtainium.” —Seth Meyers

“There is a New York magazine article in which Trump said he’d already decided to run for president again in 2024 – largely, I’m thinking, as a last ditch effort to escape criminal investigations. It’s pretty amazing that when Trump ran in 2016, his slogan was ‘lock her up’, and in 2024 it’s going to be ‘vote for me, or I’m going to go to jail’.” —Seth Meyers

“I for one don’t think Trump needs another get-out-of-jail-free card. His whole life has been a get-out-of-jail-free card. I’m pretty sure Trump could park his golf cart in the middle of the BQE [Brooklyn-Queens Expressway] and the cops would just put a bunch of cones around him.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”