It’s the first time in history that a health inspector has ever issued a rating of “NOPE.” (second jug)

And finally some French news, or as they call it in France, News. The first restaurant in Paris created exclusively for naked diners has announced it’s closing due to a lack of customers. It’s a shame. Is this a shock to anyone? Scalding hot soup and no pants do not mix. They obviously had some problems. It’s the first time in history that a health inspector has ever issued a rating of “NOPE.” --James Corden

Papa John’s has started selling extra-large jugs of its signature garlic sauce. Each jug of garlic sauce is 8 pounds and costs $20. You know you’re depressed when you consume something by the 8-pound jug. But Papa John’s says it’s a lifetime supply of garlic sauce. Because you’re not expected to survive long enough to need a second jug. --James Corden

The Supreme Court ruling came down seven-to-two, which is weird because my bookie had it at eight-to-one. Before the ruling, it was only legal to gamble in the state of Nevada. As a result, Las Vegas is changing their slogan to, “What happens in Vegas, apparently happens in other places now, too.” --James Corden

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