“We have some good news from a source not known for it: Florida.” —Stephen Colbert
“Speaking of Covid tests, the state of Florida let a million Covid tests expire in a warehouse, but now the F.D.A. has decided to extend the expiration dates. When they heard that, every New York hot dog vendor was like, ‘Is that really safe to do that?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Nothing good ever happens in a Florida warehouse, unless you placed your bets on the right coked-up snapping turtle.” —Stephen Colbert
“Yeah, the F.D.A. just extended the expiration dates. When they heard that, the C.D.C. said, ‘Hey, making up rules as you go is our thing.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“This is great for folks down in Florida who need tests, but even better for me, because the F.D.A. is finally confirming what I’ve known for years: Expiration dates are a myth, a mere suggestion.” —Stephen Colbert
“Meanwhile, Florida was like, ‘You can put any date on them if you want, we’re still not going to use them. We don’t care.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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