"President Bush left for the Olympic Games early, in an effort
to beat the traffic, landing in South Korea for a day of trade
talks. It seemed like just another ordinary trip for the president,
except, it's his 134th visit to a foreign country! It's a record!
He's now officially -- this is true -- our most traveled president
in history. It's a little suspicious. Perhaps validating what
I have been saying all along: President George W. Bush
either has a thirst for international knowledge or is
a drug mule." --Jon Stewart
President Bush has been speaking out about the Wall Street bailout. And today, a reporter asked him what he planned to do about AIG. Yeah. Bush got upset and said, 'Why does everyone always spell in front of me?'" --Conan O'Brien
"The new Republican-controlled House of Representative decided to start things off by reading the entire Constitution aloud. Then there was a break for lunch and a slave auction." –Jimmy Kimmel 1/6/2010
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