The National Air and Jewish Space Laser Museum (Quick, build a climate change museum, too!)

June 2021

“Georgia congresswoman and you’re crazy aunt’s even crazier friend, Marjorie Taylor Greene apologized on Monday for comments comparing pandemic restrictions to the Holocaust. I mean, for real, though, are we going to get a press conference every time Marjorie Taylor Greene learns about something? Because she doesn’t know about a lot of things.” —Trevor Noah

“Since her shocking rise from QAnon forums to the House of Representatives, Greene has become notorious for her willingness to say absolutely anything with zero shame, whether it’s conspiracies about 9/11 or the existence of Jewish space lasers, which is ridiculous. I mean, everyone knows that the Jewish space laser was taken out by the Buddhist submarine missiles years ago.” —Trevor Noah

“But I will say, in some ways, I feel bad for this lady, man. Learning things is tough, you know, because it forces you to take back all the ignorant [expletive] that you’ve said in the past. It’s why the only museum I go to is Madame Tussauds. Madame Tussauds: Come stupid, leave stupid.” —Trevor Noah

“It’s amazing what just a little education can do. She now knows as much about the Holocaust as every sixth grader in Washington, D.C. Quick, build a climate change museum, too!” —Jimmy Kimmel

“But the important thing here is that Marjorie Taylor Greene said she’s sorry, and she is sorry. She might be the sorriest excuse for a congresswoman we’ve ever had.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Next she’s planning a visit to the National Air and Jewish Space Laser Museum.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”