The group was led by Canadian mastermind, Gordy bin Laden (it's been having some weird feelings)

"President Bush on Tuesday reluctantly released

portions of the classified report that stated the war

in Iraq is adding to the terrorist threat throughout the

world. Though suspiciously in some portions of the

report, someone had crossed out Iraq and written in,

'Gay dudes'." --Amy Poehler of Saturday Night Live

"The Pentagon admitted it's been spying on gay groups. The Pentagon also admitted that since it's started spying on gay groups, it's been having some weird feelings." --Conan O'Brien

"This was a little frightening. Over the weekend, the Royal Mounted Police up in Canada busted a group of Canadian terrorists -- a Canadian al Qaeda group. About 19 of them. Their motto was: 'Death to America, ey?' The Canadian terrorist group was led by Canadian mastermind, Gordy bin Laden." --David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”