This news surprised many elderly Americans who thought they were the same person (You can do that?)

October 2012

"Today Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president. This news surprised many elderly Americans who thought they were the same person." –Craig Ferguson

"Anybody excited about the World Series? The San Francisco Giants, who looked pretty good last night, face the Detroit Tigers. Here's what I predict. I predict the whole thing will be decided in Ohio." –David Letterman

"How about the Giants' Pablo Sandoval? In the game last night, he had three home runs and a single. And today Alex Rodriguez of the Yankees said, 'You can do that?'" –David Letterman

"Pablo Sandoval hit three homers in the first game against the Tigers in the World Series, and today, first thing, Donald Trump demanded to see his birth certificate." –David Letterman

"The debates are over. All that's left right now is to set up and rig the voting machines." –David Letterman

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