“That’s actually an excerpt from Putin’s new book, ‘Chicken Soup for the Russian Soul.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“‘There’s no happiness in life’ sounds like the slogan for Russian Applebee’s.” —Jimmy Fallon
“You do not want this guy giving a toast at your wedding. [imitating Putin] ‘Congratulations to Jeffrey and Diane. May the specter of happiness haunt you. Now, please have some cake. It is made of vanilla and children’s tears, for what is life but a difficult birth astride a grave? The light gleams for an instant, then it is night once more. Mazel tov!’” —Stephen Colbert
“I’m guessing this is probably why Putin isn’t asked to speak at a lot of graduations.” —James Corden
“There’s another expression that goes ‘If Vladimir Putin gives you pudding, don’t eat it — because it’s probably filled with plutonium.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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