others thought he was the private that Tom Hanks brought home from Normandy (It's like looking into a Smurf's an*s)

August 2012

"On Sunday, Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan as his running mate. Forty-three percent of Americans have never heard of Ryan and the others thought he was the private that Tom Hanks brought home from Normandy." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher score than Chinese kids? That never happens." –Jay Leno

"Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school — kind of like Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno

"His eyes are just so blue. It's like looking into a Smurf's anus." –Jon Stewart on Paul Ryan

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