Now he’s Mountain Dew Baja Blast Extreme old (this war is too old to date Matt Gaetz)

April 2021

“President Biden announced on Wednesday that American troops will leave Afghanistan by Sept. 11 after nearly 20 years of war. When he was V.P., Joe was ‘the most senior dissenting voice against a surge in Afghanistan back in 2008 and 2009.’ This war’s been going on so long, Biden’s been trying to get the troops out since he was just ‘regular’ old. Now he’s Mountain Dew Baja Blast Extreme old.” —Stephen Colbert

“Despite the fact that 2,400 service members gave their lives, the ongoing war in Afghanistan received not even a mention at the presidential debates. Oh, but how can you expect a ground war in Asia to compete with the urgent threat of windmill cancer?” —Stephen Colbert

“The war in Afghanistan has been going on for almost 20 years. To put that another way, this war is too old to date Matt Gaetz.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”