"Happy Flag Day. Flag Day is the day in which we honor the symbol of our nation and the 8-year-old Chinese kids who make them for us for a nickel apiece." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Republican Senator John McCain and Democrat Harry Reid have called for the federal government to step in and help regulate the sport of boxing. Is that a good idea – something so corrupt and unethical attempting to regulate something so corrupt and unethical?" –Jay Leno
"Guantanamo Bay is getting millions and millions of dollars of upgrades and renovations. In fact, they're not even calling it a detention camp anymore. It's now a gated community." –Jay Leno
"Federal prosecutors also announced they are dropping all charges against John Edwards. So ladies, he's available!" –Jay Leno
"Charges against John Edwards have been dropped; charges against Lance Armstrong have been reinstated. So let's clarify – it's okay to cheat on your wife and use millions of dollars in campaign funds to cover it up, but God help you if you're an American who wins a bicycle race in France. You are screwed." –Jay Leno
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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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